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      March 21, 2012Catch-and-Release Rat FishingJoseph Capista

      You follow Earl’s pal with the blue-ribbon rat
      tattooed across his chest to his choice hole
      along the Jones Falls Basin’s concrete banks.
      Dusk is thick and moist. Mr. Bill from the Domino
      plant smells all brown and no sugar. When he says
      Good fishing weather, the word fishing sticks
      to his lips like the trill of a dead uncle’s dulcimer.
      You think of your folks’ folks following streams
      from places named Justice, Christian, and War
      to the massive Chesapeake, strung along by the promise
      of skilled-labor jobs. But the silver water was only
      silver water, and the jobs lasted exactly three babies.
      Beneath the JFX overpass, creeks and toilet-dribble
      blur into a muck the consistency of milk. You slip
      bread factory seconds onto the hook’s sharp barb,
      load the line with six or seven split-shot sinkers,
      cast past the knocked-about baby stroller blocking
      the sewer pipe’s murky mouth. Rats stutter in and out.
      You catch lots of those little snub-nosed buggers,
      the ones coughed from flooded Pigtown gutters
      in spring rain. They bite even after they’re hooked.
      Earl and his pal wishbone one, walk opposite ways
      along the bank, yank hard. Earl wins. You land a long-bellied
      Norwegian that’s wandered up-stream from the harbor.
      Real lunkers, those Norwegians. Set the hook
      deep enough and they’ll tug their own guts
      clean inside out. The rod jiggles voodoo-like
      and you loosen the drag, let this one jerk the nest
      of slack gathered in your hand, then reel it in real
      slow and deliberate, so its little friggen’ claws
      can’t hold onto anything for long. Someone’s transistor
      flickers on and off about West Virginia, its mighty sea
      of anthracite. When it’s close enough to count whiskers,
      you holler up to Gary, who bites the line in half just like he
      always does. You watch the rat drag a few trophy yards
      of 20 lb. test back into the black belly of Baltimore.

      from #26 - Winter 2006

      Joseph Capista

      “My spouse and I live in a 1950s kit house on the cusp of this swanky Baltimore neighborhood designed by Fredrick Law Olmstead. Our house looks like an ice-cream truck on cinder blocks. Neighbors think it’s an eyesore. They threaten to purchase it from our landlord and tear it down. We think it’s perfect.”