December 11, 2023Charlie Chaplin & Me
Legend has it that Charlie Chaplin placed third
in a Charlie Chaplin Look-Alike Contest. Now
that I’ve been threatened suit for stealing a stranger’s
image for my author photo, I know how he feels.
When we met with an arbiter (it got that far),
she pointed to the leg in the photo and said, Look
at the bulge of that calf—that’s not your calf.
Look at the flounce of those side-curls, she said.
That’s not the way your hair goes—it’s mine.
I’m embarrassed to admit how unsettling
it was. I found myself defensive, coming up
with details about the day my daughter snapped it:
On a walk by the lake, under an old madrone.
No, she said with a certainty I couldn’t match.
This was taken at the bus stop on College Ave—
See the dappled shadow of oak leaves on my face?
I took a good look at my challenger and had to admit
she was better at being me than me—floppier hat, rimmed
with profusions of bright blooms; periwinkle blue
of her blouse rhymed perfectly to her eyes.
And those widening pupils that tunneled down
like the black holes I’ve seen at the centers
of galaxies. I had to hold fast to my chair
to keep from sliding in.
from #81 - Fall 2023