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      March 12, 2023Chris Rock Finally Responds to Will Smith’s Slap: A Kindof MemoirSarah Snider

      What happened last awards season
      Last season when the “it” colors were
      Different
      Zendaya was amazing, is amazing,
      I am in love with her
      My father was unwell
      As usual unwell, is always unwell
      Maybe more than unwell but we
      Were ignoring it
      No, we were not ignoring it, he was
      Did you know that you can get addicted to
      Oxygen?
      You can
      Everyone gasped
      When that man’s hand
      With a man’s anger
      Hit that man’s face
      With a man’s shock
      He gasped too, getting up to pour another glass of cheap Chardonnay
      Gasped the way a bullfrog gasps
      Deeply and from some cavernous place within
      The buzzing about what to do
      Who should do it what do you say
      Oh shit! On live TV no less
      The spectacle of seeing him on the stretcher
      So helpless looking in the daylight
      An emergency of red and blue lights
      Haloing his confusion, his embarrassment
      The cameramen have no idea where to point
      Cut to commercial
      God, what the fuck was that, why do I feel
      Like I got hit?
      My brain is screwing up the past with right now
      Right now is not when he got hit
      That was the past, now it is all
      We’re talking about because we secretly hope
      It happens again, even though now
      There are rules and procedures
      They had to remove his toe
      It had gotten so bad they took it and
      I am thinking about it now and I think
      That I hate that they took his toe
      Will they take my toe when the time comes?
      That was last year and this is this year
      And it’s almost awards season again
      No, it is awards season again
      Zendaya is still amazing, I am still
      In love with her
      And my dad is still dead.

      from Poets Respond

      Sarah Snider

      “I read this headline and thought to myself, has he not responded enough? Have I not heard enough? Did I want to hear more? At the time my dad was very ill, and over the next few months became so ill that he passed from it. I thought of the comparison of importance, and blended the shocking absurdity and violence of one with the shocking pain of the other. With the Oscars rapidly approaching, I felt compelled to share.”