August 5, 2015Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen by the Sea
Where is Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen she said as we motored down the Long Island Expressway and I said
where is it written that I have to answer your crazy questions and she said
where did I put my makeup purse and black mascara and I said
where did I go wrong in life that I have to continually listen to a woman talking to herself and she said
where is the pretzel stick that I gave you to save for me this morning and I said
where is the nearest insane asylum I can drive you to, to get you treated and she said
where do you get off talking to me like that and I said
where do you think you are, in a chauffeured limo with a driver who will cater to your every whim and she said
where can I hit you that will leave no marks and not cause us to crash and I said
where are the quarters that I left in the glove compartment to pay the tolls and she said
where oh where have his little coins gone oh where oh where can they be and I said
where they are is where I put them unless someone placed them somewhere else and she said
where do you think that would be Sherlock and I said
where do you think a person who doesn’t care about taking things and not replacing them would put the money and she said
where the hell are we and I said
where we have always been and she said
where is that and I said
where that is, is for me to know and you to find out and she said
where is the next rest stop I need to get out of the car and I said
where can a guy go to get some peace around here and she said
where there’s no human beings around like Mars and I said
where did we go off the rails on this trip and she said
where we went off was when we met ten years ago and I said
where do you think you’ll be ten years from now and she said
where I can wake up happy and not be hassled by you and I said
where exactly do you think that would be and she said
Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen by the sea.
from #48 - Summer 2015