<div class="line">There I was, one wet spring morning,</div>
<div class="line">As proud as a two-year-old can be;</div>
<div class="line">For I was allowed to carry the umbrella,</div>
<div class="line">And this made me speechless with glee.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">I set off for the elevator at the end of the hall,</div>
<div class="line">(We lived in an apartment then)</div>
<div class="line">Racing faster and faster, and faster</div>
<div class="line">’til I reached the speed of Mach ten (almost).</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">The umbrella was standing straight up in my hand</div>
<div class="line">’til I decided it would be best</div>
<div class="line">To carry the umbrella horizontally,</div>
<div class="line">Across my little chest.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">Now, the problem with this umbrella</div>
<div class="line">Was that it was very large,</div>
<div class="line">And didn’t quite fit through the door</div>
<div class="line">That I was preparing to barge.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">When I tried to enter the elevator</div>
<div class="line">There was a resounding crack!</div>
<div class="line">The umbrella caught on the sides of the door</div>
<div class="line">And threw me onto my back.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">I was completely bewildered.</div>
<div class="line">What had just happened to me?</div>
<div class="line">There was no reason I couldn’t go in,</div>
<div class="line">At least none that I could see.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">So I picked up the umbrella and tried again,</div>
<div class="line">And again I was rebuffed.</div>
<div class="line">I might have tried again</div>
<div class="line">But by that time I’d had enough.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">I threw the umbrella to the ground,</div>
<div class="line">Having been emotionally scarred,</div>
<div class="line">And I really couldn’t understand</div>
<div class="line">Why my parents were laughing so hard.</div>


Hillanelle

Cuscatlán

An Unexpected Knocking About

<div class="line">1. Squid eyeballs dipped in stew</div>
<div class="line">boiled ’til half past two</div>
<div></div>
<div class="line">2. Chopped carrots put in a cup</div>
<div class="line">mixed with eel and bat throw up</div>
<div></div>
<div class="line">3. Cooked aphids that fed on glue</div>
<div class="line">cut fingers in there too</div>
<div></div>
<div class="line">4. Fried snake heads are quite the crunch</div>
<div class="line">here are some monster favorites for lunch</div>


After the Vigil for the Charleston Church Massacre

Abduction

Lunch

Limit result set to products with a specific global product attribute

Limit result set to products with a specific global product attribute term ID (required an assigned attribute).

Limit result set to products with selected global attribute queries.

Limit result set to products assigned a specific category name.

Limit result set to products assigned to a specific group of category IDs.

Limit result set to products not assigned to a specific group of category IDs.

Limit result set to products assigned to a group of specific categories by name.

Limit result set to products not assigned to a group of specific categories by name.

Limit result set to products based on a maximum price.

Limit result set to products based on a minimum price.

What paramater to use to order the objects by.

Use ID to return only children. Use 0 to return only top-level items.

Specify objects whose parent is in an array.

Specify objects whose parent is not in an array.

Limit result set to products with a specific average rating. Must be between 1 and 5

Limit result set to products based on a keyword search.

Limit result set to products assigned a specific shipping class ID.

Limit result set to products with specific SKU(s). Use commas to separate.

Limit result set to products with specific slugs.

Limit result set to products assigned a specific status.

Limit result set to products in stock or out of stock.

Limit result types to types supported by WooGraphQL.

Limit result set to products assigned a specific tag ID.

Limit result set to products assigned to a specific group of tag IDs.

Limit result set to products not assigned to a specific group of tag IDs.

Limit result set to products assigned to a specific group of tags by name.

Limit result set to products not assigned to a specific group of tags by name.

Limit result set with complex set of taxonomy filters.

Limit result set to products assigned a specific type.

Limit result set to products assigned to a group of specific types.

Limit result set to products not assigned to a group of specific types.

Limit result set to products with a specific visibility level.

where

The parent of the node. The parent object can be of various types

parent

The globally unique identifier of the product_variation object.

databaseId

name

date

The local modified time for a post. If a post was recently updated the modified field will change to match the corresponding time.

modified

format

description

Product variation SKU (Stock-keeping unit)

price

regularPrice

salePrice

dateOnSaleFrom

dateOnSaleTo

onSale

status

purchasable

virtual

downloadable

downloads

downloadLimit

downloadExpiry

taxStatus

taxClass

if/how product variation stock is managed

manageStock

stockQuantity

stockStatus

backorders

backordersAllowed

weight

length

width

height

menuOrder

purchaseNote

catalogVisibility

type

image

keysIn

multiple

metaData

Connection between the ProductVariation type and the ProductVariation type

Connection between the Product type and the Product type

preview

Cursor used along with the "first" argument to reference where in the dataset to get data

Cursor used along with the "last" argument to reference where in the dataset to get data

The number of items to return after the referenced "after" cursor

The number of items to return before the referenced "before" cursor

Unique cache key to be produced when this query is stored in an object cache. Default is 'core'.

Term ID to retrieve child terms of. If multiple taxonomies are passed, $child_of is ignored. Default 0.

True to limit results to terms that have no children. This parameter has no effect on non-hierarchical taxonomies. Default false.

Retrieve terms where the description is LIKE the input value. Default empty.

Array of term ids to exclude. If $include is non-empty, $exclude is ignored. Default empty array.

Array of term ids to exclude along with all of their descendant terms. If $include is non-empty, $exclude_tree is ignored. Default empty array.

Whether to hide terms not assigned to any posts. Accepts true or false. Default false

Whether to include terms that have non-empty descendants (even if $hide_empty is set to true). Default true.

Array of term ids to include. Default empty array.

Array of names to return term(s) for. Default empty.

Retrieve terms where the name is LIKE the input value. Default empty.

Array of object IDs. Results will be limited to terms associated with these objects.

Direction the connection should be ordered in

Field(s) to order terms by. Defaults to 'name'.

Whether to pad the quantity of a term's children in the quantity of each term's "count" object variable. Default false.

Parent term ID to retrieve direct-child terms of. Default empty.

Search criteria to match terms. Will be SQL-formatted with wildcards before and after. Default empty.

Array of slugs to return term(s) for. Default empty.

Array of term taxonomy IDs, to match when querying terms.

Whether to prime meta caches for matched terms. Default true.

Connection between the ProductVariation type and the TermNode type

after

before

first

last

Connection between the Product type and the TermNode type

terms

Connection between the ProductVariation type and the visibleProduct type

Connection between the Product type and the visibleProduct type

visibleProducts

Connection between the ProductVariation type and the shippingClass type

Connection between the Product type and the shippingClass type

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items

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