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“My Problem With Your Hat” by Guy Kettelhack

February 8, 2013Posted by Rattle

Guy Kettelhack

MY PROBLEM WITH YOUR HAT

My Problem with Your Hat by Guy Kettelhack

The platitudinously flat
Expostulations of your hat
Produce in me a deep despair.
Find something else to wear.

—from Rattle #37, Summer 2012

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