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      November 26, 2023The Bats Are Having Non-Penetrative Sex in a ChurchLexi Pelle

      Like Christian kids,
      hopped up on guilt
       
      and hormones, looking
      for a loophole—
       
      the bat’s penis is too big,
      a scientist says
       
      in the article, and
      the tip is heart-shaped.
       
      What god
      of ridiculousness
       
      blew into his kazoo
      to make this morning
       
      of sensational
      headlines and half
       
      -burnt toast?
      There’s laundry
       
      to fold and
      an appointment
       
      to cancel. The dog
      won’t stop licking
       
      what doesn’t appear
      to be a stain
       
      from the blanket.
      What’s the difference
       
      between making
      love and making
       
      do. What does
      bat foreplay look
       
      like? How do you
      ask for touch,
       
      but not too much.

      from Poets Respond

      Lexi Pelle

      “When I read the story about bats having non-penetrative sex in a church I knew it needed to be in a poem. It made me laugh, but also made me think about the lengths (pun intended) scientists will go to understand the world’s mysteries, which feels related to the process of writing poetry.”