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      November 19, 2014The Butter Smells FunnyDaniel Bohnhorst

      I
       
      But you eat it anyway, needing
      The fat for what comes after:
      Out here alone on your skiff,
      Just trying to catch a smallmouth
      Or any unfancy piece of dinner,
      When out of nowhere, lightning
       
      Splits your oak mast kaboom
      Right through its growth rings,
      Then winds up again and hits
      The motor for good measure.
      But look, a little kernel of luck:
      You’re wearing rubber boots
       
      And standing on a rubber mat,
      So that frayed power line in the sky
      That shocks most hearts into silence
      Drops you to the deck and leaves
      Your fingers blackened at the tips
      But still intact and functional.
       
      II
       
      Crawling from that sucker punch
      Back toward your five senses,
      Your memory reels to the drafty room
      You were renting in ’67 when
      Your girlfriend heard on the news
      That Otis Redding and his band
       
      Were settling down for hibernation
      Among the crawdads and sunfish
      At the bottom of this same lake
      In Wisconsin, for Christ’s sake.
      That fog was thick as your luck is today,
      But their pilots tried to land anyway
      And who knows why, probably
      Because the money was good,
      And probably not in some predestined
      Sacrifice to the gods of soul music,
      Not after the godfather James Brown
      Himself had warned Otis not to fly.
       
      III
       
      In the first chapter of his great text,
      Lao Tzu writes: the spiritual way
      That can be spoken of is a load of shit.
      An addendum might read: the silent one
      Who knows what gave James Brown his growl
      Or why Otis was taken back at 26
       
      Could lift a double propeller plane
      From the waters of Lake Monona
      And set it down gently like a rocking chair
      On the dock of some bright bay.
      Lying in a pool of water on your back,
      Wasting time while your lungs fill
       
      With a heady mixture of downpour
      And autumn wind, you start to imagine
      That little plane rusting away below you,
      And what one human voice might do
      Given the chance, and thinking of home
      You pick up a plank and row.

      from #44 - Summer 2014

      Daniel Bohnhorst

      “My attempts at poetry often involve taking disparate scraps from my notebook and trying to paste them together. These collage experiments don’t normally amount to much. But sometimes a few of these scraps decide to get along, as in the poem published here, where a story about the old fishermen on Isle Royale, a memory from Madison, a little ode to soul music, and a tongue-in-cheek translation of the Tao Te Ching all somehow found each other and made a story. Apologies to Taoist scholars everywhere. Thanks for reading.”