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      January 31, 2013The Minnesota Multiphasic Personality InventoryRhoda Janzen

      1943

      What splendid chutzpah, what astounding grit!
      Our pioneer of mental health designed
      a test to tell the fit from the unfit!
      It sicks refinement on the unrefined.
      The mastermind would have my yes be yes
      when I’d prefer a sliding scale to rhymes
      of true or false—hard to know how to assess
      Peculiar odors come to me at times,
      or, Everything is turning out just as
      the Old Testament prophets said it would
      .
      He must have gone home to his gin and jazz,
      his wife still at the PTA, his mood
      improving when he saw Consuela’s hips
      swiveling the vacuum’s sweet apocalypse.

      from #37 - Summer 2012