Alan Fox
TOFU FOO
How to eat a
tofu hot dog?
Laden the bun
with mustard
and BBQ sauce
and onion,
close your eyes,
chew and swallow.
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TOFU FOO TWO
I’ll say it straight—
I don’t like tofu.
I already
said that
in “Tofu Foo” but this title
is too good to pass up.
Does Bishop Tutu
foo tofu two too?
—from Rattle #37, Summer 2012
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