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      March 9, 2025WhalesongJeFF Stumpo

      of course, as a poet, I’m supposed to think
      words matter, am supposed to note
      the irony in the Pentagon algorithmically removing
      references to diversity from its websites
      and accidentally pulling photos
      of the Enola Gay, famous
      for dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima
      and not, to be clear,
      fucking another B-29 in the ass
      like a humpback whale,
      like the first two humpback whales ever photographed
      having sex only for it to turn out
      they’re both male,
      and the scientists, sometimes quoted
      in a news article and sometimes not,
      trying to emphasize that they don’t know why,
      that the whales may be gay,
      or it may be that one is injured,
      or it may be that this is what whales do
      in the 70% of Earth most of us know next to nothing about
      because it is so watery and so deep,
      the point being that we can’t ask the whales
      what’s up with the buttfuckery,
      which is distinct from the buttfuckery of the Pentagon,
      which is metaphorical, and,
      if I’m being honest, bordering on homophobic
      as a term even in a poem admonishing them
      for silencing the word “gay,”
      realizing I am not being a very good whale ally,
      whale here being a metaphor
      for a trans state legislator in Montana
      speaking so eloquently against an anti-drag bill
      that the body politic flips,
      a cis straight mother reaching across the aisle,
      a couple dozen Republicans changing their votes to no,
      a reminder that maybe they just needed to see
      that there is so much ocean out there
      and it is not just a place we cross
      on the way to drop a bomb,
      that we should be placing our heads in the water
      more often, listening for strange-to-us song
       

      JeFF Stumpo

      “I’m actually responding to three news items for the week. One, the Pentagon has begun removing any ‘DEI’-related images from websites under its purview, which led to the absolutely idiotic removal of photos of the Enola Gay, the bomber that carried the first atomic bomb to Hiroshima. Presumably, the algorithm they’re using understands nothing of context. Two, humpback whales have been photographed having sex for the first time ever, and it turns out both the whales involved were males. Three, brave state legislators in Montana, Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell, spoke against an anti-drag bill and managed to convince enough representatives on the other side of the aisle that the bill was defeated.”