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      June 12, 2019ArcJesse Bertron

      My dad worked the trades for fifteen years.
      He learned four names for sheetrock mud,
      that nails measure in pennies by their length,
       
      and if he went to bars he could say Rusty Nail
      until the words corroded in his mouth
      and still they’d bring him scotch.
       
      And through those fifteen years he had three wives
      and my two sisters, and then me.
      And we all asked him to be better than he was.
       
      It doesn’t work like that. You shouldn’t ask a hammer
      to act like a baseball bat. And if you’re on a jobsite
      and you call out sheep’s-foot, cat’s-paw,
       
      cat’s-claw, crow’s-foot, deck-wrecker,
      then you’re saying you know what it does.
      My father’s favorite story is the motel room in Billings
       
      we stayed at on a renovation job. It was
      just me and him. When we turned off the TV
      we could hear the infield chatter
       
      from the low-A minor league ballpark next door.
      We were so close, we’d sit out on the ashtray
      of our balcony, and holler at the peanut man,
       
      Toss me a bag! Of course it didn’t work,
      but we both liked to ask for things we knew
      we would not get. And then it did.
       

      from #63 - Spring 2019

      Jesse Bertron

      “As the son of a carpenter, I was raised in the slippery language of the building trades. There are three names for everything, and knowing a thing’s name often precedes the knowledge of what the thing actually is. I continue to be amazed at the sheer pleasure most tradesmen take in words. Why be satisfied with accuracy? When I ask for a wrench, I want to ask in abundance.”