<p class="epil"><i>with a title donated by Dana Gioia</i></p>
<div class="line">Today they’re recruiting for the Corps of the Undead;</div>
<div class="line">in fetid cubicles they anticipate more dead.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">The Wagner Group has left, so they hit the Taco Bells.</div>
<div class="line">Salmonella casualties lead to eight more dead.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">They prowl the pics on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram;</div>
<div class="line">black-eyed houris comb their hair as they await more dead.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">They break into a lobbying firm, but find no souls;</div>
<div class="line">new voodoo ops endeavor to liberate more dead.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">They quit their day jobs making phony calls from “Amazon”;</div>
<div class="line">mute or gurgled robocalls don’t generate more dead.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">Dancing now to their anthem, “The Way I Feel Inside,”</div>
<div class="line">they wobble—and when they tried to roller skate? More dead!</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">In the end they grow weary of the blood and havoc,</div>
<div class="line">and HQ says it’s hard to accommodate more dead.</div>
<div class="line"></div>
<div class="line">Dark Lord, this is a just war in paradise for you;</div>
<div class="line">it takes a horror show to assimilate more dead.</div>


Summer Job

My Brother Buries His Dog

Zombies in Paradise

<div class="line">For many years it was my hope</div>
<div class="line">to choose that witty Wendy Cope,</div>
<div class="line">but she will not accept the honor</div>
<div class="line">and I cannot inflict it on her.</div>
<div class="line">My corgi trainer likes Craig Raine,</div>
<div class="line">but Charles insists he is a pain.</div>
<div class="line">I’m rather fond of Ian Duhig,</div>
<div class="line">but might his ego get <em>too </em>big?</div>
<div class="line">There’s Mona Arshi, Warshan Shire,</div>
<div class="line">and so many poets I admire.</div>
<div class="line">James Fenton’s verse is smooth as satin,</div>
<div class="line">but he is mostly in Manhattan.</div>
<div class="line">Though Simon Armitage is droll,</div>
<div class="line">the public may need more from this role.</div>
<div class="line">Caroline Bird or Ruth Padel</div>
<div class="line">would not be difficult to sell;</div>
<div class="line">Kate Tempest or Rebecca Watts</div>
<div class="line">would bring too many <em>caveats</em>.</div>
<div class="line">Don Paterson might please the Scots,</div>
<div class="line">and J.H. Prynne the academics,</div>
<div class="line">but choosing Prynne would stir polemics.</div>
<div class="line">Ben Wilkinson and Sarah Howe</div>
<div class="line">might win in time, but not right now.</div>
<div class="line">I hope my pick will not embitter</div>
<div class="line">those Brian Bilston fans on Twitter …</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">Perhaps we need a novel voice,</div>
<div class="line">some totally surprising choice.</div>
<div class="line">Bob Dylan satisfied the Swedes;</div>
<div class="line">I wonder if the public needs</div>
<div class="line">a folk-rock legend in his prime—</div>
<div class="line">perhaps it’s Richard Thompson time.</div>
<div class="line">Stig Abell at <em>The TLS</em></div>
<div class="line">could help with sorting out this mess,</div>
<div class="line">but snubbed committees formed for me</div>
<div class="line">would quickly turn disorderly …</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">I might just trash the status quo</div>
<div class="line">and start a poet bake-off show</div>
<div class="line">with poets told where they can go</div>
<div class="line">by Simon Cowell, who would be snotty</div>
<div class="line">but better than the literati!</div><figure class="wp-block-audio"><audio controls src="https://admin.rattle.com/audio/JusterQueen.mp3"></audio></figure>

Life

Poets Respond

The Gold Dream

The Queen Ponders Her Laureate Choice

<div class="line">I know that I was suckered in:</div>
<div class="line">firm curves bulging, olive skin,</div>
<div class="line">perfectly well-rounded cheeks</div>
<div class="line">rubified with port-wine streaks,</div>
<div class="line">the saffron crown with one deep crack,</div>
<div class="line">an eggplant-colored nob in back—</div>
<div class="line">a touch of tumor. It would still</div>
<div class="line">be sunning on my windowsill—</div>
<div class="line">art illustrating daily life—</div>
<div class="line">except I took my carving knife</div>
<div class="line">and slowly sliced five slabs of fresh,</div>
<div class="line">soil-sweet, yet vaguely bitter flesh.</div>
<div> </div>
<div> </div>
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Two Haiku

Crash

Heirloom

<div class="line4" style="text-align: left;">I</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">A vial, a syringe, a long thin flow</div>
<div class="line">of hope is rising. Desperate to know</div>
<div class="line">fatigue and chemofog will dissipate.</div>
<div class="line">The dead have called, but vaguely wait.</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line4">II</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">KENTS. Gum. <i>The Globe</i>. No milk has sold for days.</div>
<div class="line">He asks the clerk how much the jackpot pays.</div>
<div class="line">Frayed wallet; photo of a woman buried</div>
<div class="line">long ago nearby. They never married.</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line4">III</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">Two smiles. One wink. The usual appears</div>
<div class="line">although she hasn’t stopped by here for years.</div>
<div class="line">She cracks a joke about her latest breakup.</div>
<div class="line">Reflection. Mother’s grimace through the makeup.</div><figure class="wp-block-audio"><audio controls src="https://admin.rattle.com/audio/JusterTriptych.mp3"></audio></figure>

I Speed Toward the Moon

Time(s)

Triptych: Dream, Convenience Store, Bar

<div class="line">What does an average worker need to know</div>
<div class="line">about Benghazi, emails or my friends?</div>
<div class="line">Show weakness, and demands may only grow</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">for voters to reject this <em>quid pro quo</em></div>
<div class="line">I brokered so we can achieve our ends.</div>
<div class="line">What does an average worker need? To know</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">conspiracies expand and change, although</div>
<div class="line">I am the one who can reverse those trends.</div>
<div class="line">Show weakness, and demands may only grow</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">to find some blow-dried young politico</div>
<div class="line">who thinks he’s Reaganesque as he ascends.</div>
<div class="line">What does an average worker need? To know</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">that there is nowhere that I wouldn’t go</div>
<div class="line">for programs that will pay back dividends.</div>
<div class="line">Show weakness, and demands will only grow,</div>
<div> </div>
<div class="line">then progress toward equality will slow.</div>
<div class="line">Don’t trust reports reporters must defend!</div>
<div class="line">What does an average worker need to know?</div>
<div class="line">Show weakness and demands will only grow.</div><figure class="wp-block-audio"><audio controls src="https://admin.rattle.com/audio/JusterHillanelle.mp3"></audio></figure>

Mortality

An Unexpected Knocking About

Hillanelle

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