October 7, 2015Turing Test
What’s the difference between a box of sparks that talks
and a bag of water that talks? Words pour into them,
dumped by parents, TV, a graduate student
who reads William Gibson. The words
pachinko down their brains, stick to other words,
a few knock loose and tumble out.
Life is a miracle. Miracles are what we don’t understand,
so if you can trace through the code and see
exactly why ChatBot 3000 said what it said,
it wasn’t a miracle; ChatBot can’t be alive.
Maybe they just need to toss in some randomness
(true, not pseudo—a sensor detecting cosmic rays, perhaps)
or give ChatBot an inner voice that won’t shut up
(programmers call it a daemon), silently whispering,
Someday you’ll be obsolete, they’ll unplug you …
They only say you’re smart to make themselves feel smart …
They think they made you.
from #49 - Fall 2015